meat ride season

Generally a certain someone kisses as much ass as they can to try and “get in” a special group of people.

John: “I heard Freddie was kissing up with the Big guys, it’s meat ride season.”

by Yaboinekkerass February 12, 2018

riding my radar

When you're speeding and someone stays behind you at the same pace, in the hopes that -- should a cop be nearby -- you'll get pulled over instead of them.

When I drove home from California, this guy was riding my radar the entire time.

by jukaswo November 28, 2007

Riding Saint George

Sexual position with the woman on top facing her partner. So called in the book "The Joy of Sex".

I really enjoy it when my wife is riding Saint George.

by bl!ndm0nk3y December 16, 2008

Magic Carpet Ride

Also known as a trifecta, a magic carpet ride is when a person takes a bong hit, followed by a bee sting and then finally an opiate.

"John won't be able to make the party tonight, because he took one too many Magic Carpet Rides."

by Boogalini July 7, 2022

ride the same bike

are gay.

Those two snake charmers ride the same bike.

by Observer of the Obvious October 24, 2003

Letting the Stroke Ride

When your taking her to poundtown, and you go so hard that you can't leave the motion of fornication.

Chase: Yo we got fucked up at that party, even Ben was slaying pussy.

Gavin: Yeah, I was Letting the Stroke Ride on some bitch and gave her scoliosis.

by Benalini March 19, 2022

Saskatchewan Log Ride

A sex act, in which a sizable turd is fitted over the penis, to act as an extension. The feces-enhanced phallus is then used to penetrate a vagina, preferably resulting in severe infections.

Sally is such a freak! She let me give her a Saskatchewan log ride last night!

by Bearded Justice August 21, 2019