gooning at night while a priest blesses your gooning session, making your session blissful and divine
person 1: dude, my moon gooning session last night was so perfect!!
person 2: damn dude, i gotta get a priest to bless my next one!
person 2: damn dude, i gotta get a priest to bless my next one!
by the moon gooning champion December 16, 2023
Get the moon gooningmug. “Get off the base**(whistling the “s” on words that have “s” in them) and help us***(ssss) out!” “Stop complaining moon whistler!”
by LlamasMother October 14, 2020
Get the Moon whistlermug. by Moon-gooner November 14, 2023
Get the Moon Gooningmug. by anonymous October 26, 2020
Get the Blood moonmug. A woman that lost her light due to a break up. This usually happens to someone that finally gets close to someone, after having bad trust issues, and ends up getting their heart broken. The same goes for a guy. Just change the Ms. to Mr.
Friend: Hey there! What’s wrong?
Broken hearted person: My boyfriend left me...
Friend: Poor Ms. Moon...
Broken hearted person: My boyfriend left me...
Friend: Poor Ms. Moon...
by Run away while you can May 18, 2018
Get the Ms. Moonmug. A sacred ritual in which you goon with the boys for extended periods of time. Gooning is the act of edging for a long time. The details of the Moon Gooning ritual are only known to those who have completed it. Once the beginning of the ritual is done, the participants Goon for as long as possible. Once a participant ejaculates, the ritual is done. The current Moon Gooning record holders are the ancient Moon Monks who Moon Gooned for 2 years straight. This ritual is sacred and should only be done by those who wish to unlock the true knowledge of the universe.
by Moon_Gooner January 11, 2024
Get the Moon Gooningmug. by Timopher December 15, 2020
Get the The moon is a standmug.