beating an oyster with a corndog

Slapping the male genitalia against the female genitalia so hard the male swells from agitation and looks like a corndog beating an oyster

"Damn dude I'm so sore from beating an oyster with a corndog last night"

"I am going to ask my girl if we can try beating an oyster with a corndog tonight but I'm nervous she'll say no

by I just said something stupid October 2, 2017

Beat a badger with A penis

When you think your partner is mad at you. And you have to fish the waters to find out if they are or if you are just over reacting. you use this phrase to cover your ass.

You: Babe why are you mad at me?

Them: I'm not. ( mad tone)

You: what you Look like I ''just beat a badger with a penis".

by Potatomans October 4, 2017

celebratory dick beating

The act of jerking off after momentous endeavor

"I just finished cleaning the house, now for a celebratory dick beating"

by sexy_ranga June 5, 2014

bandit beating simulator

The term "bandit beating simulator" is a term usually used for a game where all you do is slash at NPC's to level up, No actual gameplay.

This game really is just a bandit beating simulator.

by meakds3948345 August 22, 2021

Rated F Beats

Canadian Music Producer

Rated F Beats is at it again with another hit!

by Rated F BEATS April 11, 2022

Beat A Bot Day

December 12th is Beat A Bot Day. You are allowed to harass bots of your choice and mods should disable any permissions the bot has.

"Hey, it's Beat A Bot Day! Fuck you mee6 you morridly obese rat!"

by TruePrower#6159 December 11, 2020

tetris beat box

Funny song

Guy: tetris beat box

by Not_Flame December 2, 2020