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i don't have a phone

A mostly used phrase used by females to try and kindly reject ugly motherfuckers but instead destroys the man's soul.
Guy: Yo, can i have your snap?

Gal: Sorry, I don't have a phone.

Guy: Oh lmao that's alright, i don't have a phone either you know haha.
by Loriemplism November 21, 2021
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phone

Please take my phone away from me
by mahveenisasimp July 1, 2020
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Faggot-phone

Have you seen my faggot-phone. I lost it in Boulder.
by Ghost of Paul Revere November 26, 2023
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Phone Slave

A person who works in telecommunications and makes or takes 50+ calls a day. Also known as anyone who works in a call center.
Becky made 2,854,382 calls today and now she's a phone slave to her company. Now she chain smokes and eats donuts to sooth her pain.
by Sassysavvy August 2, 2015
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Phone captain

Someone who's your good friend/best friend on the phone, but can't be bothered meeting up face to face to chill or have tea/coffee together.

Pretty much anyone, anyone that's a good friend on the phone, but cbf/is not interested in catching up face to face.
George: Hey Mike, I spoke to Tony on the phone, he often sounds like a good friend, but yet either can't be bothered catching up or else keeps lying to me that we'll catch up face to face?

Mike: Dude, that's a "phone captain".

George: What's a phone captain?

Mike: Like "keyboard warrior", except much nicer of course!
by Fair Care - Care Fair :) October 12, 2016
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phone paralysis

The complete inability to think or speak that some people get when their phone call is answered by someone other than the person they tried to ring.

They seem so stunned by the fact that someone they called might momentarily be away from their desk, that they had never thought of a way to deal with such an eventuality.
John's colleague: "Hello, John Smith's phone.................Hello?

Caller: "......er, hi.......er........is John not there?...."

John's colleague: "No, he's not about right now, can I take a message or something?"

Caller: "Er....er....yeah, can you ask him to call James at Acme? He's got my number"

John's colleague: "Will do, thanks.........(hangs up).....Jeez that dude had real phone paralysis!
by Urban Englander June 20, 2009
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Phone savy

Knowing more about a phone then you let on
You kids think I’m so dumb when I’m actually phone savy
by Dxja_vu January 18, 2019
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