The Water Pig is recognizable by its barrel-shaped torso, enormous mouth and teeth, nearly hairless body, stubby legs and tremendous size. Usually a bitter person who is divorced and living with a skinny ass sick person who likes to screw the wet spot. Despite its stocky shape and short legs, it can easily outrun a normal child or chase and ex-husband/wife down. Water Hogs have been clocked running at 30 km/h (19 mph) causing earth quakes of a magnitude of 6.6. They usually drive old sub-compact cars, vans, or land yauts.
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