Mouth full of empties

A crack head who at one time had teeth but due to continued use of meth they have lost a large number of teeth.

Yo that crack head has a smokin body but the "Mouth full of empties" might give a great mouth hug.

by 1mindcrime May 9, 2010

Head full of smurfs

When you have too much going on, and you are feeling overwhelmed, you are said to have a "head full of Smurfs"

Fred was juggling multiple priorities, he was so overwhelmed that he couldn't make a decision, his excuse was "sorry, I have a head full of smurfs at the moment"

by Roving Jay October 18, 2011

full blooded retard

one who is an idiot in every aspect of life, i.e. without common sense or education

A: How do I change my turn-signal fluid?
B: You must be a full blooded retard.

by ghost11 December 19, 2015

full brown meltdown

A specific type of meltdown which entails shitting yourself during it.

I think Carter needs to go home he just had a full brown meltdown.

by Themadhattermatador August 13, 2022

Full Italian Platter

The Full Italian Platter is when a Lady Or Gentalman is able to accept not only The Sausage, (Penis) and the meatballs(Nutsack) At the same time while preforming fellatio.....
"Hey Bro I'm taking Melissa out for dinner tonight, Expensive Italian restaurant... Bitch Better be giving me the Full Italian platter when we get home."

"Hey Bro I'm taking Melissa out for dinner tonight, Expensive Italian restaurant... Bitch Better be giving me the Full Italian platter when we get home."

by Bartleby191 December 15, 2015

Full Aussie Karen

Becoming slow building wine drunk to where you wind up performing karaoke with strangers to songs you don’t remember.

“Holy shit, after you left I went full Aussie Karen.”

by Rover Kavanaugh December 18, 2019

Full suit wanker

A person who wears a full suit (shoes, trousers, shirt, tie and jacket) when the occasion doesn't call for it - usually when that person is sucking up or pretending to be above their station.

Person 1: Who is that person over there?
Person 2: The full suit wanker? That's Tom, he thinks he's the boss but he's really just another volunteer.

by KingFringe November 12, 2016