Skip to main content

the Chris breezy

when your meditating and someone unzips your zippers unbuttons your buttons pulls down your pants and give you the super wap gawk triple handed double fisted Christmas special top while someone else mortar boats your asshole while Chris brown watches
by @jus.jonas January 7, 2021
mugGet the the Chris breezy mug.

Chris Sky

A mouth breathing, knuckle dragging roid raging douchebag who's covered in shitty tats, lives off daddy's money and travels the country with his post-op transsexual "wife" spreading nonsense.
Hey, did you see Chris Sky at the antivax rally with all the other shitheads?
by Tim Bay November 25, 2021
mugGet the Chris Sky mug.

Chris Brown

The sudden urge to abuse your significant other
Hey did you hear what Nick did?
No what?
He Chris Browned Jennifer last night.
by Blkelley17 June 9, 2014
mugGet the Chris Brown mug.

Chris Pratt

The Greatest, Coolest, Loveliest, Sexiest, Hottest, Funniest, Kindest and Nicest Actor/ Artist and Celebrity working in Hollywood! He’s such a wholesome person too! He’s the Brightest Light in the Universe. We are so lucky to have him! He’s so pure and loving! I’d be so very grateful to meet him! He’s also a very much an Award Winning Actor he deserves all the praise for as he’s got it all and everything inside him that makes him truly great. He’ll always be a legend too and original! Love you Chris!
Chris Pratt is the Coolest Celebrity Ever!
by StarGirl4 October 3, 2021
mugGet the Chris Pratt mug.

chris-browned

When a member of the male species, before known as a nice guy, beats the hell out of you (a woman).
"He chris-browned her", "You just got chris-browned"
by iNii February 13, 2009
mugGet the chris-browned mug.

Chris Perez

Rude, unprofessional, can't close games worth shit, undeserving of any respect
Guy: this guy is a total douche bag!
Friend: Yeah, he's such a Chris Perez
by beearedee35 August 26, 2012
mugGet the Chris Perez mug.

CHRIS GARCIA

A man famous for degrading the hindi language in an enormously catchy chutney-soca song "Chutney Bacchanal". His name is synonymous with long hair, shirtless bodies and gay sex.
whoa! gymming works for you, you are so Chris Garcia.
by cocoa ballz July 19, 2010
mugGet the CHRIS GARCIA mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email