Mormon Last Call

When you are a Mormon, and you aren't married by the age of 25, your standards tend to become more lax. This phenomenon is not unlike that of a bar at closing time. LDS men and women who would not otherwise have any particular mutual attraction or interest wind up together because, within this community, if you are not married by the time you are 30, you will be a spinster / bachelor for life. To an outsider, this arrangement may seem like a cruel fate, but it bears reminding that in the Mormon religion, the sealing is an important step to gaining eternal life. In Matthew 16:19, Jesus said “And I will give unto thee the keys of the kingdom of heaven: and whatsoever thou shalt bind on earth shall be bound in heaven: and whatsoever thou shalt loose on earth shall be loosed in heaven”

A mormon couple's non-mormon friends are talking about them across the room.

Non-mormon man: "What's the deal with those two? They don't seem to fit as a couple."
Non-mormon woman: "Dude, they met at Mormon Last Call."

by jsizzle82 July 12, 2014

Extended booty call

Extra long humping session when missed a few booty calls.

I havnt seen my ho in a few days so we had a extended booty call.

by mach 4 December 26, 2011

Brothers a booty call

A brother who is a booty call to girls after they break up with a guy

Your brothers a booty call

by Smalls66 January 14, 2018

Mexican Conference Call

Putting several phones on speaker mode, and having the overlapping volume from one carry over to the other/s, giving the effect of a conference call.

Yo, Jose, the 3-way call feature on my phone isn't working. Will you help me with a Mexican Conference Call?

by philosorapper27 July 2, 2012

Call of Duty shit

When you have to take a shit after playing Call of Duty due to the adreneline spike. Similar to a coke shit.

There is nothing better than taking a Call of Duty shit after a long play session.

by Call of Duty Guy September 25, 2021

mexican call tree

A woman who get's so many texts for hookups that you're always third-or-fourth in line for a hookup.

You guys hook up last night?
Nah, that bitch is a mexican call tree, I fell asleep waiting.

by Tronald Drumpf May 9, 2017

Call me Asparagus

Words spoken by DJ Khalid to mean that you're specifically hungry for asparagus that day

DJ Khalid: Call me asparagus
You: All alright let me get some asparagus for you.

by FunniManHeHeHeHa September 27, 2023