Bacon

The worlds greatest creation
Maybe even God's. 🐷

Only bacon can help us now!

by aRandomPerson👋 November 16, 2017

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Get the Baconmug.

either you eat bacon, or you are wrong

either you eat bacon, or you are wrong

a phrase meaning "there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly continue claiming your point of view, even in the face of scientific evidence to the contrary."

Aunt Petunia : Harry, you dress so terribad.

Harry : lol. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong, right? If I would conduct an opinion poll among Hogwarts students, 100% of them would say I dress normally for my school and generation.

by Sexydimma August 28, 2014

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Get the either you eat bacon, or you are wrongmug.

Baconized

The act of adding unholy amounts of bacon to anything.

can you pass the baconized spinach please?

by Sky blaster December 16, 2019

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Bacon Bit

the small pieces of crispy eye goo that you must harvest from the lacrimal caruncle every morning for breakfast

im really into morning sex, but lemme grab your bacon bit first

by Blankyyy December 18, 2017

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Bacon Mining

Noun. Bacon Mining is the act of searching through bacon packages for the package that has the bacon quality of your preference.

Most Bacon Quality varies dramatically per cut; and as a result, the manufactures put windows on the bacon so that the costumer can better chose the quality that they prefer. This often results in "Bacon mining" by the costumer.

Going bacon mining.

by Dysfunctional Bubble April 13, 2016

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