jizz thumper

a man in his mid fifties who likes to roll around in his own semen and yell random shit as loud as he can.

your dads a f****** jizz thumper!!!

by num nut December 5, 2019

Side jizz

When a guy rubs his dick against his inner thigh at high speeds until he jizzes

Guy #1: "dude were you just side jizzing
Guy #2: "maybe"

by DoughnutsAreNice October 14, 2016

Jizz Pop

A Jizz Pop is when you put Jizz in a empty can of Baked Beans and leave the can of Jizz in a hot room for a few days, you will get a Jizz Pop.

"Mom nice Jizz Pop"

by CumRattle December 6, 2020

lack jizz

Jack Liss. president of the US after Kobe dies.

Ben: jack, wanna bang?

Jack: i would, but I lack jizz!

by plotonis May 24, 2017

Jizz

(Noun.) Secret ingredient of a big mac.

Larry: mmmmMMMMM this some good ass jizz inside this here sandwich.

by CoqMeatSandwich November 14, 2019

Jizz Shart

When you have just had anal sex, you go to fart but jizz comes out.

Oh no, I Jizz Sharted myself.

by ArieOlaa March 10, 2020

jizz flan

A Jizz Flan is an open, rimmed, pastry or sponge base, containing a sweet or savoury Jizz filling. Examples are the quiche lorraine, custard tart, and cummy yummy tummy surprise.

Give me another jizz flan will you, I'm going to eat this one without my hands.

by Turdsandwich22 June 24, 2017