Max Archambo

smallest penis you will ever see.

"Hey Max Archambo"

by BRaDY Wrae September 20, 2018

Max Morgan

A manipulative narcissist with insecurities that will make him try to bring you down. Avoid at all costs - although he’s right with money. Not one for the weak. Good luck to his future wife.

Omg he is such a Max Morgan I can’t believe he won’t let you see your friends!

by Lovelivelaughforever1233456 April 9, 2024

pheremone maxxing

how u get all da ladies, u dont shower and u let your pheremones make their way to the females.

hilda: You smell fucking gross!!

james bloggs: im just pheremone maxxing
hilda a week later: omg im so horny youre so sexyy

by mastershakebutt January 2, 2025

Max

E cel mai bun câine max e viatza mea pup franco

E cel mai bun caine max e viatza mea pup franco

by Patri14 June 21, 2020

max headroom garment

Refers to any upper-body article of clothing (i.e., blouse, t-shirt, nightgown, etc.) that has sufficient "excess looseness" in front of the wearer to allow someone's else's head to be tucked up in underneath so that said person can snuggle his/her head against the wearer's bare chest without the garment's having to be removed.

Snuggly guy: I love how Tiffany wears such a loose PJ top to bed; it's a really awesome "max headroom garment", in that I can easily slip my head underneath the hem and nuzzle up to her boobs while we sleep, even when it's too chilly in the bedroom for her to sleep "topless".

by QuacksO June 21, 2017

australian max nsw

maaaaassssiiiive fucking cock gets every bitch and is hot as fuck

usually have orange blondish hair

also has a high chance of living in nsw australia

on the east coast

in the shoalhaven reigon

and max's are usually quite short in size BUT NONE THE LESS HE FUCKING SLAYYYYYYS PUSSY

bro that kid at school is a max

yea hes soo fucking hot

australian max nsw

by jackieboiamericaatlantis June 14, 2022

max jolly

A big heavy entity
if you can’t see him you can hear him breathing behind you like Shaq
eats everything in his way and can’t be slowed down
A force to be reckoned with

I pray to god that I don’t run into that big motherfucker max jolly today

by User18425495 June 28, 2022