National hit a lick day

National hit a lick day (October 7th) is where you and your ghetto ass friends get together mask up and take from others what you wish you had

“Yo bro it’s the 7th of October isn’t that national hit a lick day? hide ya stuff bro they gon get you”

Yo gang it’s the 7th grab ya sheisty Yk wat timin we on”

by 9s, go flocc dat nigga October 3, 2022

National Monster Day

Everyday is national Monster Day so drink a monster and if you don't have a collection of Monsters in your room you cant celebrate this day

I have so many Monsters in my room i can celebrate National Monster Day

by The Local Kyle March 21, 2021

Jonathan Day

A guy that will knock on your door and not run only to stand there and make the situation a little bit more uncomfortable.
Jonathan also likes to drink beer and go missing on the beach.

It’s all fun and games until Jonathan Day goes missing

by PantyDroppinGT June 19, 2018

National Kiss a Rich Boy day

On November 1st it’s national kiss a rich boy day. Meaning someone who looks rich or has an outfit of 3000$ or more

Hey it’s National Kiss a Rich Boy day and your wearing expensive stuff let’s kiss

by Yeeeeeeeeerpppp October 29, 2019

National Suck a Dick Day

Suck my dick bitch. If u don't you are racist!

Woman: "Hey it's national suck a dick day and I'm not racist so take your pants off!"
Man: "OK bitch!"

by anonymous April 2, 2021

Suck Dick Day

April 12th is the national suck dick day!
Come on ladies

I wanna suck your dick at Suck Dick Day

by Murstein April 11, 2019

National Kick A Strawberry (Blonde) Day

January 11th

On this day, kick anyone with strawberry blonde hair trying to escape kick a ginger/kick a blonde day!

No one gets left behind!

My hair isn’t strawberry blonde, nor ginger: just strawberry: only National Kick A Strawberry (Blonde) Day applies to me.

by Sharkey Studios December 13, 2023