Dick wad

A co-worker who sends you urban dictionary meanings on her/his day off

Do you know Catherine? She’s a dick wad

by PlEaSw April 20, 2022

Dick

A male genital.
An insust.

A short name for Richard.

Ahhh man my dick in juicing.
Or fuck you you dick
Oh hey Richard/dick

by C6rn February 6, 2021

Dick

If you are a man look down below

I put my Dick in her ass hole

by John.cena July 14, 2021

Dick Move

When Aidan Seeley steals Alaska from you in the popular world domination boardgame, “Risk”.

Aidan, taking Alaska is the DEFINITION of a Dick Move

by RichyN September 27, 2019

Dick cheese

It’s the stuff you smell on a dick when someone doesn’t wash it

Ethan: yo Peter what is that smell???

Peter: it might be my dick cheese I haven’t washed my dick in a week

by Dougle87 June 4, 2023

dick money

Money that is ascertained through any situation that involved the use of a man's penis.

bro 1: yo, it's fall break, you comin' out tonight?
bro 2: nah man, I'm hella broke.
bro 1: prostitution appears to be the quickest solution, sir. You have 5 hours to be at the bar. Go!
bro 2: 'Bout to get that dick money!

by hoffmaja October 11, 2011

Schrödinger's Dick

Schrödinger's Dick: When someone mentions there cock size as a range for example 5-6 inches: their penis is in a quantum superposition in which is it simultaneously a range of sizes from 5 inches to 6 inches until observed with scale.

Example of Schrödinger's Dick Theory

Tony: My cock is about 5-7 inches
Max (parallel universe 1) : My six inch cock is bigger!
Max (parallel universe 2) : My six inch cock is smaller.

by oliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii March 12, 2025