Beau is a fucking obese dick

Beau is a fucking obese dick

Beau is a fucking obese dick

by PurpleStarr November 6, 2017

get fucked in the ass day

A day when you get some booty

Eli did you hear today is national get fucked in the ass day?
Yes, I did I'm gonna get fucked in the ass today

by Mrs.Jp April 11, 2019

Fucking stupid ass bitch

People who type about how good they are on Urban Dictionary— They are basically asking for keep outs. Usually thotty vsco girls lookin’ for preteen ass.

Ugh, voting on Urban Dictionary is no fun. Full of fucking stupid ass bitch thots.

by Mmmmmm delicious October 14, 2019

fuck yo couch nigga

when you get really mad at someone and you dont know what else to say.

i cant believe you said that.... you know what??? ugh. fuck yo couch nigga!

by ktwizzy August 20, 2008

double-dick face-fuck

A double-dick face-fuck is a sexual activity that three guys can engage in. Two guys face-fuck another dude with their dicks in his mouth at the same time and try to have cumgasms so they can feel each other's cumshots.

I got double-dick face-fucked in the cadet showers this morning!

by USAF Cadet July 27, 2021

Noob-Ass Fuck-Tard

1. A young or inexperienced gamer that is a failure.
2. A cocky gamer that sucks at giving comebacks.
3. A term used to show disgust towards a persons failed attempt.

It also can be used as an acronym: NAFT or N.A.F.T.

Noob-Ass Fuck-Tard : "I raped your face that last game!!!"
Person Two: "I rapped you this match BITCH!!!!!"
Noob-Ass Fuck-Tard: "Well I -pause- raped your mom last night!!!"
Person Two: "You Noob-Ass Fuck-Tard...."

by TH Harry H October 5, 2009

Satanic Pixie Fuck

A sterile platypus who has a large collection of useless religious bullshit and wears guyliner like mexican housewives wear their bedroom stairs, casper the ghost could take three chronic shits on this sock stiffener garbonzo fondling hydropompet and he would drink a beer singing zippity doo dah like christmas for 3 amish mexicans being slathered in homemade cornmeal

"That Satanic Pixie Fuck's name is Vynyx Pyrenyx, find his facebook and look him up. Exactly as defined."

by goo ma ja squee squee September 22, 2011