Bob: I bought the same suit as Brad Pitt so I can look like him!
Tom: Bob, you can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.
Tom: Bob, you can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.
by Beigepuppy01 June 14, 2025
Get the You can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.mug. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong
a phrase meaning "there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly continue claiming your point of view, even in the face of scientific evidence to the contrary."
a phrase meaning "there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly continue claiming your point of view, even in the face of scientific evidence to the contrary."
Aunt Petunia : Harry, you dress so terribad.
Harry : lol. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong, right? If I would conduct an opinion poll among Hogwarts students, 100% of them would say I dress normally for my school and generation.
Harry : lol. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong, right? If I would conduct an opinion poll among Hogwarts students, 100% of them would say I dress normally for my school and generation.
by Sexydimma August 28, 2014
Get the either you eat bacon, or you are wrongmug. Professional footballer - usually of the 1970s variety - displaying a combatative nature and lack of savoire fair: in essence his play demonstrates "wammo" tackles and ugly brutality.
by gb901 August 21, 2013
Get the You schlag!mug. When online dudes interject themselves in girl conversations that are not about them/of them. Taking a statement as an invitation and/or making something innocent dirty.
Girl; Ah man, I really could use a massage right now.
Random dude; I could swing by tonight and give you a rub, if you know what I mean.
Girl; Urg No Kevin, not you
Random dude; I could swing by tonight and give you a rub, if you know what I mean.
Girl; Urg No Kevin, not you
by Hot.Karamella October 17, 2025
Get the No Kevin, not youmug. A shortened phrase in the Minecraft end poem. It appears at the very end of the game after getting the egg.
"And the universe said I love you - because you are love."
"and the universe said I love you"
"and the universe said you have played the game well"
"and the universe said everything you need is within you"
"and the universe said you are stronger than you know"
"and the universe said you are the daylight"
"and the universe said you are the night"
"and the universe said the darkness you fight is within you"
"and the universe said the light you seek is within you"
"and the universe said you are not alone"
"and the universe said you are not separate from every other thing"
"and the universe said you are the universe tasting itself, talking to itself, reading its own code"
"and the universe said I love you because you are love."
"And the universe said I love you - because you are love."
"and the universe said I love you"
"and the universe said you have played the game well"
"and the universe said everything you need is within you"
"and the universe said you are stronger than you know"
"and the universe said you are the daylight"
"and the universe said you are the night"
"and the universe said the darkness you fight is within you"
"and the universe said the light you seek is within you"
"and the universe said you are not alone"
"and the universe said you are not separate from every other thing"
"and the universe said you are the universe tasting itself, talking to itself, reading its own code"
"and the universe said I love you because you are love."
Minecraft: "And the universe said I love you, because you are love."
Person: starts bawling on the floor
Person: starts bawling on the floor
by Arin-guy April 24, 2025
Get the And the universe said I love youmug. Person 1: My room is so messy, but it isn't a promotion course so I don't care
The Corporal: Have you ever been of a corporals course, because on corporals course you have to always have a clean room and you have to do it in 5 minutes.
The Corporal: Have you ever been of a corporals course, because on corporals course you have to always have a clean room and you have to do it in 5 minutes.
by The victim of a corporal October 16, 2017
Get the Have you ever been of a corporals coursemug. by whimmy March 13, 2021
Get the That'll learn youmug.