National Fanum Tax Day

June 19th. The day that the almighty king fanum taxes all foods. Except for salads of coarse *laughs cutely*. Fanum tax day is on the same day as Juneteenth to honor the ancestors of my king fanum *busts*. If you dont follow what Fanum says you will be forced to play fortnite with only sweats and newgens, and lose your edging streak.

Person 1: Are you celebrating National Fanum Tax Day or Juneteenth?
Person 2: National Fanum Tax Day Of Coarse!

by AmpHouseLuvr69 November 15, 2023

Kisss your crush day

This is the day you can kiss your crush and not have any regrets. This is on March 8th.

James: can I lips you

Mariah: erm why

James: cuz it’s Kisss your crush day

by Daniel Shantel March 7, 2023

Oh my days

Someone that says this is so cool and definitely not a grandma. People that say this are always full of energy and awesome.

“Oh my days that’s so awesome!!”

by abcdefgfiJP June 23, 2022

Georgette can’t sing day

Everyday is a georgette can’t sing

Did you know today is a georgette can’t sing day

by user181182828 October 8, 2020

National Kick a short person day

Created to counter national kick a tall person day

Hey, did you hear that its National Kick a Short Person day? Its when you kick short people under 170cm

by dan1eaa January 20, 2023

Day of the Gay

Another way to say October 20th, since only gay things happen on this day.

"Hey man, did you know it's the Day of the Gay today?"
"Damn, man. That's crazy"
"I've been gayed by this"

by Hitlerious October 20, 2021

National Send Nudes Day

4th of August. GFs are to send nudes to their BFs on this day.

R: Yo, its 4th of August
M: So what?
R: Its National Send Nudes Day, Bitchh
M: Oh, what do you wanna see baby?😏

by raffi_16556 August 4, 2020