Muffin fuck (the real deal)

When someone puts a muffin into the orifice of another person then proceeds to fuck it. This is mostly a guy on girl type situation, however I suppose we won't discriminate.

Bitch, I'm gonna Muffin fuck (the real deal) yo ass.

by B-rownie March 15, 2009

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National Fuck Keiko Day

A day to celebrate about the day when Keiko was spammed by an anonymous on secreto. Keiko deserves it, as Keiko has said slurs she cannot reclaim, cheats on her boyfriend (which is a double sin, knowing she's MUSLIM) and many other stuff. Fuck Keiko day!

"Yo dude! Did you know that today is National Fuck Keiko Day?"
"Oh my god really?! I've been waiting for this day!"

by Someone Who Doesnt Like Keiko June 29, 2022

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What the Kentucky Fried Fuck

Can be shortened to WTKFF, a synonym of wtf.

The colonel walks into the store to find an employee fucking the chicken sandwich, "What the Kentucky Fried Fuck!" he shouts

by Anson's Mate April 7, 2020

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Nigga Fuck Your Couch

a pharse used when a person blows you off, does something to piss you off

Zeke: No dude you cant play hoops with us dont even ask ill cap your ass

Chad: Nigga Fuck Your Couch

by Lil' Schmidty May 18, 2006

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fuck money get bitches

when you realize that you sometimes have to spend money to get laid (i.e. drinks, dates, gifts).

usually for people that can't get both

Friend 1: "Dude, I spent like $300 a the bar buying this chick drinks"
Friend 2: "She came home with you right?"
Friend 1: "Yeah bro, just left 5 minutes ago"
Friend 2: "Well then, fuck money get bitches!"

by neerdabay January 20, 2014

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