Why did I walk through that door?
by menphiz September 30, 2022
Get the Doormug. a SpongeBob book never meant to be seen by the public in which there’s a lot of penis
(not canon btw)
(not canon btw)
by omgwhatiswhy July 19, 2023
Get the Behind closed doorsmug. Finding a homeless addict overdosed and dead in your doorway such that the corpse blocks entrance or exit unless said disease-ridden corpse is handled to move it. A common occurrence in Everett, wa.
Mr. Grivney: You're late again!
Hector: Sorry boss, I got Everett Door Stopped again, took 2 hours for the coroner to show up, and sure as hell wasn't getting Hep C moving him myself.
Hector: Sorry boss, I got Everett Door Stopped again, took 2 hours for the coroner to show up, and sure as hell wasn't getting Hep C moving him myself.
by BoredRD June 13, 2013
Get the Everett Door Stopmug. by Chip King December 31, 2013
Get the Doggie doormug. 1. An appealing and irresistable person and/or object that attracts other people to come and/or approach to him/her
2. Great and perfect opportunity(ies) that one's can not resist.
2. Great and perfect opportunity(ies) that one's can not resist.
1. Hey, what are you waiting for? Open that magnetic door, and go after your dreams becoming famous actor!
2. She is such a magnetic door, everyones seems fall in love with her, also she has 100M of IG followers.
3. For around 5 days she is waiting for the magnetic doors to be appear out of nowhere.
2. She is such a magnetic door, everyones seems fall in love with her, also she has 100M of IG followers.
3. For around 5 days she is waiting for the magnetic doors to be appear out of nowhere.
by sharerainbows March 3, 2023
Get the Magnetic Doormug. People who stand in small public spaces such as hallways or doors, and block the way of other people, often while talking to friends or on their phone. Especially prevalent in schools where students walk to different classes on the campus.
Student 1: Everybody was stopped for a minute when I arrived at the classroom. What happened?
Student 2: Ah it was just another of those door goblins fucking everything up.
Student 2: Ah it was just another of those door goblins fucking everything up.
by CapitalistDwarf July 12, 2020
Get the door goblinsmug. by Keasterbunny July 8, 2025
Get the Classy as the front doormug.