Tripped over his own asshole

Someone that is super ignorant, super hateful and super motivated by cruelty. The have become such a large asshole that they can actually trip over it.

When he said, " We birthed a nation from nothing. I mean, there was nothing here. I mean, yes we have Native Americans but candidly there isn't much Native American culture in American Culture," he literally tripped over his own asshole.

by Muscratlove April 26, 2021

his mother gave him an impasse

Gave him a penalty or punishment

Grounded him

Gates him

Prohibited him from recreation outside the home

He looks uneasy

He was sexually touched in the park. His mother gave him an impasse

by Xixxioux February 18, 2023

when you hit his pillow

When you have sex with him

When you hit his pillow , you guys will become so much closer

by Gen gen October 1, 2014

Got his grown man up

Dunk on someone in basketball

Yo, some kid was gettin in some run on the courts back in the day, and he straight got his grown man up on some cat that tried to block his shit.

by medschoolghettoadvisor March 10, 2008

come out of his piano

A really hot guy...so hot that you wud like to stroke him ...and then while hes playning the piano, come out of it.

Id like to come out of HIS piano!

by kimsia March 29, 2004

Scoring on his Own Goal

A phrase for cumming on your dick during masterbation or beating the meat

When Dan was about finished jerking off before he was scoring on his own goal.

by kagz123 February 24, 2008

Let His Guard Down

Receiving a BJ

Mark Sanford "Let His Guard Down" with several women, but never all the way down with any women other than his mistress in Argentina.

by NickStone June 30, 2009