Certified Hooker Fucker

An expert in meeting (avoiding law enforcement) and fucking hookers.

That guy is a certified hooker fucker he really is about it.

by ThatFoundNigga August 29, 2017

fuckering listen to me

When someone won’t listen to you.

Fuckering listen to me.

by Xaviermarvel01 June 2, 2018

Ding dong fucker

Someone who is only interested in hooking up with someone and then not talking to them again. Similar to how children will ding dong ditch at house doors.

Sarah: Has Travis talked to you since you guys hooked up last month?
Jane: No. Hes just a ding dong fucker.

by Pretty_lil_kitty February 17, 2019

yeye mother fucker

A county boy or girl that is white used as a racial name for a white county he or she.

“You yeye mother fucker.”said Justin.

by Dooble bob Mehoy minoy November 23, 2018

Hoe ass fucker

A hoe ass fucker is basically a gay fuckboy but hoe ass fucker is more fun to say. Also, stupid guys who do stupid shit because they are idiots are known as hoe ass fuckers. If you are fimiliar with the common “guy wanting you for about a week, but then the idea of a relationship hits him” catastrophe then there you go. He’s a hoe ass fucker.

All the guys who leave me are hoe ass fuckers..

by Ennaeel December 31, 2017

cunt face fucker

Absolute arsehole and idiot beyond the normal rounds of idiocy. A compleat utter mess up,

You are a total cunt face fucker how dare you who do u think you are

by Missy m s October 6, 2015

Sumerian Ball Fucker

When you're older and your balls sag far enough, you can shove them in your own arse and Ball Fuck yourself.

Strange episode of Ancient Aliens last night explained how widowed, Sumerian men (Sumerian Ball Fuckers) would shove their sagging balls up their own ass to achieve a release.

by B. Ballard January 7, 2021