Bear Candy

Bear Candy: a big burly guy specifically attractive to gay guys.

Wow look at that mechanic he’s total bear Candy! I’d love to smash his back doors in.

by RolandTR808 November 2, 2018

naked bear

A fat hairy gay man with a large dick.

Man your stepdad is a naked bear-allison

Ya my mom tells me that all the time-alison

by Nakedbearotter April 18, 2017

The Bear Grylls

A sex move where a man takes his partner from behind and as he is about to come, pulls out, pushes his feet forward and flips his body back, catching his own cum in his mouth while shouting, "PROTEIN!"

Hey, have you heard of the Bear Grylls?

by Thatgingerfuck June 7, 2016

Vanilla Bear

The person who your share a brain with and is always ready with a hug when you need it. The person with whom you can drive for six hours with and talk the whole time, no silence.

Rob Peterson is my vanilla bear.

by Stefonfan November 2, 2019

Angry Bear

Known fact that this is the fastest land animal in the world.

Listen every one knows the fastest land animal is the cheetah. Hmmmmm going to have to disagree angry bears Are the fastest.

by Pike1905 April 5, 2019

Bear wench

A sticky fingered hoe and it ain't from a mans love. Check ur six because ur hard earned money just might stick to those man hands.

Bear wench: "I lost my ATM card again"

by Donkz June 30, 2011

skin a bear

To take a shit. Alternative slang to such common phrases as "go see a man about a horse." Usually a phrase that is thrown around in a more redneck crowd. Often refers to the specific act of taking a 'praire shit.'

Pull over, Clem, I gotta go skin a bear!

by Deerslayer59301 May 27, 2007