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Sleep

You don’t get this when you reach the ripe old age of 12.

(My middle school made us get up at the buttcrack of dawn at flipping 6:00 IN THE MORNING! WE HAD TO BE AT SCHOOL BY 7:20!)
Bob: Hey did you get enough sleep?
Billy with red veins in eyes: What does it look like?!?! Middle school is ROUGH
Older kid: wait til you get to high school bud....
by FeliciaShanequaSnack October 23, 2018
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Sleeping on his stomach

When an individual doesn't know how to sleep correctly.
Henny got shoulder pain after sleeping on his stomach... now Megan definitely doesn't want him.
by Yureh July 11, 2023
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Sleep Seep

Lil bit of poo that seeps out of you whilst sleeping
Every morning I give myself a courtesy south-to-north wipe just in case of any *sleep seep*
by DenverBrokebacks January 11, 2024
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Sleep Drunk

A phenomenon that affects both a person's brain and body when they stay up late and their mind can't compute things. Symptoms of sleep drunk include:

- The inability to spell
- Random keyboard spams
- Non-coherent sentences
- Off-topic unnecessary subjects that they probably pulled out of their ass
- Laughing at everything
- Just generally not making sense
- Sending messages in chunks

Sleep drunk, as the name suggests, resembles being drunk. Instead of alcohol however, it's the lack of sleep. This only happens at night and early morning. If it occurs any other time, said person is either actually drunk, or just a lil dumb.
Decent person: "Hey dude, it's 2am. Shouldn't you be sleeping?"
Sleep drunk person:

"Hey"
"Hahe"
"Do uou liek chiloklate milk"
Decent person: "What-"
Sleep drunk person: "I think k might beb sleepe sdrink"

Decent person: "Pfft, yeah definitely. Go to bed"
Sleep drunk person:

"But I wanan to yoh"
"Sjhsjsv banabanabsan"
Decent person: "What the hell are you doing-"
Sleep drunk person:

"when i was. a hyoubg biy. my father. took me into yhe vity. to sleee a marchign band"
"He saide 'som when. You grow up. will yiu be. The savioru of the broken, the beateb and the eamnded?'"
by bug boy June 21, 2022
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Sleep

Sleep is something I long for

I always want more.

Some may say I’m greedy

Or needy

But I think I’m just tired.
Macy: I need sleep

Kacy I must weep
by I read homestuck July 1, 2019
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Sleep

The opposite of woke.
The man is not woke, he's soooo sleep.
by Peaceful Crocodile February 6, 2019
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sleeping doody

When one falls asleep/passes out while sitting on the toilet, dropping a duece.

Commonly due to extreme exhaustion or extreme intoxication.
"Dude, come check out Paul. He's passed out on the toilet with his pants around his ankles. What a drunk ass!"

"Someone get a picture of that Sleeping Doody."
by LRaiser March 13, 2008
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