Poo Licked

When your dog licks it's ass then licks you.

I was over at Jack's house, and his golden retriever poo licked him right in the mouth!

by Aw1798 May 9, 2014

split poo

A drunk bitch shits in a tub with a g string on .

Did she just split poo all over herself ? Gross !!!!

by Omg that girl January 28, 2014

Tentacle Poo

When you have been so constipated that you feel like you are giving birth to a third arm or a giant tentacle and your body is being ripped in half.

You dude I did a massive tentacle poo last night it was like being split asunder

by Eduardo Rapide April 25, 2021

boopy poo

the thing u can say in any situation. exciting, annoying, scary, etc. go all out. become one with boopy poo

1): omg im so scared
2): bOOPY POO
3): get boopy pooed

by fish in a bucket September 18, 2020

Poo Splatter

The act of having to much Taco Bell and Starbucks and suddenly getting a rush of severe diarrhea running down the hall with it exploding out of your butthole like brown fireworks. Causing everyone it hits to turn into zombie grandmas.

"OMG move, I am going to poo splatter everywhere!" -linda

by 1234eyesonme May 9, 2018

poo brown

a shade of brown that creepily looks a lot like poo; also used as an insult to call sus people in among us

oh my god you were such a poo brown in among us yesterday
oh my god your hair is poo brown color

by dolla72480 June 20, 2021

poo grit

The leftover itchy essence of poop that wasn't properly wiped off. Not enough to make a skid mark.

I gotta use a wet wipe after pooping or I get mad poo grit.

by poopsandwich November 12, 2014