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national unfollow thots day

September 5th

On this day you should go through your Instagram and unfollow all of the thots. They take up your liked and grow off of the energy of the virgin and horney. This is a way to liberate yourself.
Dude 1: Dude, why did you just follow her, she’s a thot; it’s September 5th.

Dude 2: What does that mean?

Dude 1: You have no chance with her and she just fiends for your likes. It’s “national unfollow thots day”!

Dude 2: You right, imma unfollow those thots.

*unfollows all thots*
by Stfu Jerry July 12, 2019
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National Nike Tech Day

A day where you wear your Nike Tech clothes, and take pictures with your friends. Most importantly flex the on people who don’t have a Nike Tech. National Nike Tech Day is January 10.
National Nike Tech Day is next week. Do you have something to wear?
by CleanupCadet January 5, 2022
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National Kyle Appreciation Day

Kyles get made fun of every day. Now we can embrace them every day. November 5th is Kyle Appreciation Day
Fuck Kyle” “You can’t say that, it’s National Kyle Appreciation Day!
by Mikeox69420 October 30, 2019
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National Kick Sam Day

On November 4th u can kick someone named sam
Its national kick sam day!

Sam: shit
by gayhehehehe November 3, 2019
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National Bully Cat Day

On Jan 19th, it is national bully your cat day. Bully them for being extremely obese or extrememly skinny
“Hey! its National Bully Cat Day!”
“Huh?”
“Oh its where you bully your cat for no reason
“oh ok”
by Lillian banana January 19, 2021
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National blow job day

October 17, is when your girlfriend has to suck your dick until you cum in her mouth for national blow job day
Blow me ok I will for national blow job day
by Danny08466g October 4, 2020
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national dick grab day

April 12 girls grab boys dicks
Oh it's April 12 grab his dick because today is national dick grab day
by Hey hard April 6, 2017
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