Jordan

He is a Somalian pirate at sea

That’s all I have to say

Jordan Hijacks ships on sea

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Jordan

He is a guy with the biggest penis in the entire world. And he loves cool stuff like wii sports

Jordan big penis man

by GemCL February 14, 2021

Gia Huy Jordan Nguyen

A very short male, known for how young he looks compared to other people his age. Upon sight of someone who looks younger than they are, simply use the phrase "Gia Huy Jordan Nguyen" and everybody will know what you are talking about.

Friend#1: Yo, that dude is 34? He looks like he's still in High School!

Friend#2: That's not even possible.

Friend#1: Must I remind you of Gia Huy Jordan Nguyen?

Friend#2: Oh, yes. The impossible is truly possible because of him.

by Octopus tentacles taste bad October 27, 2020

Jordan Fedyna

A man who wears ridiculously tight t shirts in order to exert his false sense of dominance. Also a man who is unable to shower due to his inability to touch grass or take a 5 minute break from valorent.

Wow, have you seen mark in the last week? he smells like shit and has been online for 69 hours straight now. What a Jordan Fedyna

by TouchGrassKid March 25, 2022

Jordan Poser

When a douchebag wears a pair of Jordan basketball shoes, but not even playing basketball.

-Hey, nice Jordan shoes. Do you play basketball?
-No, because It's swaag, ya' know what I'm sayin'?
-You fucking Jordan poser.

by WrigleyWarrior August 13, 2016

Jordan!

What everyone who knows anything about basketball yells when they shoot a fadeaway jump shot with a paper ball into the garbage can.

Jordan...Three!!

Jordan...nothing but net!!

Jordan!

by BDL#1 January 27, 2020

jordan

a heavenly being, the most beautiful person to ever walk the earth. a caring, loving, kind, and beautiful person. and also an amazing boyfriend. <3

jordan is so adorable.

by burntpickles January 15, 2023