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Band poser

A guy posing as a piano player, guitarist,drummer, or another instrument.
The guy wished he had been naturally gifted music maker, but knew it wasn't his particular skill set. He would still claim it in public, even if it wasn't his instrument, since he was a band poser.
by Solid Mantis January 2, 2020
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Do you hate the band Dashboard Confessional

Cause it is almost like my other definition wasn’t approved
Do you hate the band Dashboard Confessional

(You know that I am talking to you)
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 20, 2021
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Bands

Money that contains 1,000 dollars in a rubber band.
Yo bro how much u got saved up.

To be honest my bro I got bands at the crib bro
by Jdawgdasavage July 29, 2022
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resistance bands

A wise human named P4zzie once said- they are called resistance bands coz they are trying to bring down the tyrannical government.
resistance bands are great for on the go excercises
by notzz001 November 18, 2022
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figjam band

A pathetic, inept lousy band, usually domiciled in a little hick town, who think they are just 'it' , but in fact are terrible, due to poor playing ability, and pissweak equipment such as a cheap bingo quality PA, cheap instruments, etc)

They think fuck im good Im a superstar but in reality its "fuck I dream Im good, wish I wasnt so pissweak and had some talent"
That band I saw at the Kin Kin pub was such a figjam band.
by talent xcout January 25, 2011
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High School Colorguard (Marching Band) Def. Part 4

CONTINUED FROM #6:
If you have some grace and musical talent(not all guards have this, but ours do and 80% of us play all sorts of musical instruments{most are 1st-3rd out of 5 or more chairs in Concert/Symphonic Band/Choir/Orchestra/Guitar class in their section or have ability to be in more than two instrument sections} and WE GOT RHYTHM AND EXPRESSION like no one's business... kinda required from everyone...lol) then good for your guard.
WE ARE NOT CHEERLEADERS/TWIRLERS. In order for our school's cheerleading team to "look" good while performing, they need to have certain and various amounts of body control, balance, muscle, body awareness, timing, and smiles. These are not hard once you get them down but these are NOT EASY either. NOT ALL GUARDS HAVE THIS but ours do- according to this at some level, we get along with the cheerleaders and we appreciate each other.
Twirlers... I have no exact idea who they are so i can't judge them...
All i know is that twirlers twirl.
7. guard or CG (colorguard)
High School Colorguard (Marching Band) Def. Part 4

Examples are finished in Definition parts one through 3.
by All I want is PEACE. December 27, 2011
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Band of Legacy

Two band directors' love child of hatred for teenagers and "excellence through quality musical performance, dynamic leadership, and service." The kids in this band hate themselves because of the directors yet stay in because why the fuck not.

Some popular quotes include:
"Legacy, right?"
"A good name is better than riches."
"THERE'S NO FUN IN BAND!!!"
"STOP SMILING!!!"
"It's band time!!!"
Wow! the Band of Legacy sounds great at competition. I wonder what they do to sound so good.

They get verbally abused, that's what they do.
by dr.balz November 22, 2021
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