Anal Fiesta

When one is smuggling drugs in their rectum and the packaging breaks.

Carlos had an anal fiesta on the flight home from Columbia.

by TheHolyNater September 8, 2018

Anal megaphone

A person with an annoying voice combined with a loud volume, shitty personality and shitty views.

Fuck Ke$ha sounds like an anal megaphone.

by Mao76 July 17, 2010

anal cough

Basically Another Way Of Saying:
Pass The Gas
Fart
Puup

Break The Wind
Eeze
Shart

Gassed
Ass Wind

Aaron:Do You Smell That!
Serayia:Ye You Anal Coughed

by LegendaryUrban October 16, 2018

ANAL THERAPY

The feeling of slow penetration into the butt

I need some anal therapy

by dank memmes June 29, 2016

Anal Assassinator

When someone fucks a woman's ass so hard the ass turns red and when the male ejaculates, it completely fills her up and some cum squirts out of the ass.

Jeff: I don't like to brag, but, her ass was as red as a cherry.

Bob: I never knew you were an anal assassinator.

by The Mokey October 17, 2016

Anal rail

It's when your going so hard and fast in the ass you need to lay down tracks for accuracy.

"Man, I was with my boyfriend the other day, he had to lay down the ol' anal rail he was going so crazy."

by Billybaf November 22, 2016

Scoop Anal

When your anal sex partner’s bowel is so full of feces that your dick just scoops the shit out with each thrust and stroke. One nasty ass fuck.

I hit that whore’s ass last night. She was tight but it was scoop anal. Went through three gak towels just for the shit.

I was troweling mud last night with that scoop anal.

by Eaton Holgoode March 6, 2018