Free return milking

When you go to home depot to buy expensive tools and use them for 29 days on various jobs then return them on the 30th day just so you dont have to pay for the tools. The reason you would do this is if you need to startup a home reno or gardening business but didnt have all the money upfront to invest in tools.

dude starting a business is so hard i have to invest in a mower 1200, a polesaw 800, a sawzal 200, rakes 100, leafblower but im fucking broke right now.
just take advantage of free return milking at home depot just pay with your credit card.

by BeatMeatRepeat April 11, 2022

free pancake day

The most amazing day of the year, National Pancake Day- Referred to as Free Pancake Day- is the day I-Hop has free pancakes!

Hey man lets go to i-hop, its Free Pancake Day pancake

by ZMoneyz September 5, 2016

free range grapes

The loose grapes that you find at the bottom of the bag.

I'll finish off the free range grapes.

by Ski Areak December 7, 2017

Free Booty Friday

On Fridays, you have all rights to grab any chicks/dudes ass.

For some reason I cant summit unless I use the words "free booty Friday".

by Chan du man September 25, 2019

Guilt-free threesome

When your girlfriend sucks a wall-mount while you fuck her from behind.

Joe: You and your girlfriend had a threesome? Wasn't it awkward?
Todd: Nah, man. It was a guilt-free threesome.
Joe: Ah. Can't feel jealous of a dildo. You should invite me next time.

by Gert G October 8, 2013

Free My Kids

Basically another way of saying "I nutted" or "I badly wanna nut".
Slang made by Dim Lewko.

1) I Free My Kids in her mouth this morning = I cummed in her mouth this morning.

2) Jon : Free My Kids, it's been too long

Dylan : How long exactly ??

by TooSmoothWithIt_78 June 2, 2022

Free tommy

How some British people would signal going to the toilet for a no. 2

“I’m just going to free tommy”

“To free a nasty little shit that’s been locked up”

by Dog breath 3000 October 11, 2018