canadian cooter

The act of pouring maple syrup in a white womens cooter, and eating her out while watching a game of ice hockey.

I heard Todd gave his girl a Canadian Cooter, he is such a lucky guy.

by sexypinecone69 February 12, 2018

Canadian Mountain Pig

The complete opposite of a Florida Ditch Pig

Dane is so cool! He is my Canadian Mountain Pig

by SputnikTheCat July 23, 2018

canadian shark

Hugely hung. swims in, conquers and swims out. Overuses teeth. Only speaks french (Canadian)

I was sharked by a Canadian last night. I'm on the hunt for a Canadian Shark.

by shitch March 03, 2015

canadian tourettes

the act of compulsively apologizing, even when it is considered unnecessary.

canadian: "ooh i'm soory"
american: "stop saying that"
canadian: "...soory"
american: "stop!"
canadian: "I can't help it, my Canadian tourettes is acting up."

by yrsolame January 21, 2023

Canadian Tea-Bag

A sex act. The act of romantically placing one's scrotum in or around your partner's ear. The term originates from the fact that Keith Morrison (who is Canadian) has recorded a package of audio books that you may purchase that would allow his velvet voice make sweet phonic love to your ear holes.

My lover cooked me a delicious steak tonight so I let him Canadian Tea-Bag me after dinner.

by Linguistically Cunning June 17, 2022

Canadian Tea Bag

(Verb) from the Latin "Conadion Teaus Baggus" - An act where you dip your scrotum in maple syrup before squating over another and repeatedly dropping your nuts on their face so as to imitate the action of a tea bag during steeping.

Last night the old lady asked me for a Canadian Tea Bag

by Paintandpowder April 11, 2022

canadian tennis

search any dictionary for "hockey"

Ehhh, we playing some some canadian tennis today ehhh.

by ToolHandle December 04, 2017