Status Shots

When a guy buys a round of drinks for people he doesn't know to show the woman at the bar he's interested in that he has a lot of money. One must not actually have a lot of money to buy status shots, but one must have enough to pay for the round and be prepared to repeat the process to let people continue thinking he is wealthy.

Tom: Who is this douche approaching our table?
Dan: Doesn't look familiar. Probably trying to steal one of Karen's friends.
Douche: I'm rich and careless with my money! Who needs a drink?! I'm getting everyone a round!
Tom: I don't care who he is. I'll reap the benefits of his Status Shots before I tell him to go away.

by Dale Wholphin November 14, 2011

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dual shot

when a gay man cums inside another mans butt and then in his eye

Josh gave Nick a dual shot last night.

by AZfriend2004 March 28, 2007

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Jello Shot

When you give a fat girl a facial.

Joe had jello shots with Natily last night

by Tetralover4 June 16, 2023

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Shock shot

When a horror film quickly jump cuts to a close up, usually paired with a large sound.

I'm pissed that Paramount changed the ending of Paranormal Activity to a shock shot. The internet original wrapped up everything so nicely...no room for them to run the series into the ground.

by OfficeBoi December 15, 2010

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Shot Juice

Generic term for any alcoholic beverage imbibed using a shot glass as the drinking vessel; the beverage is typically hard liquor.

Nathaniel: Hey man, give a brother a splash of that real good shot juice!
Tom: SHOT JUICE! (passes shot juice)
Nathaniel: Dayam got to love that real good shot juice! I'd be a real buster the day I can't handle my shot juice!
Tom: SHOT JUICE!

by Musooke August 31, 2014

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