I Wisped Throughout Time So Get Out Of My Life, You Spaced Out Dick Sucker

I Wisped Throughout Time So Get Out Of My Life, You Spaced Out Dick Sucker

I Wisped Throughout Time So Get Out Of My Life, You Spaced Out Dick Sucker

by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 6, 2025

Slapping my jimmy

Masturbating

I need a woman because I am tired of slapping my jimmy all the time.

by Ndnzfan January 26, 2018

<.7.9.7.6.>I Only Like Talking Out Of The Right Side Of My body<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Only Like Talking Out Of The Right Side Of My body<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Only Like Talking Out Of The Right Side Of My body<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 June 7, 2025

blend my socks

When you are just so mad at something, you can’t help but want to blend your socks

The act of putting socks in the blender due to rage

That post was so idiotic it made me want to blend my socks
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by Soulflared April 8, 2022

hold my horses

hold on, wait

take time guys, i can hold my horses

by Jenny Đinh December 19, 2016

evaporate my tenderloin

To Evaporate your Tenderloin is to beat your dick so fucking hard your meat (a.k.a Tenderloin) disappears(evaporates) into nothingness.

"Ah hell ya dude, this video of Paul Walker & Bob Ross painting each other's nude bodies makes me want to evaporate my tenderloin!"

by Tenderloin Evaporator December 9, 2017

Tickles my tism

The feeling when something is satisfying in a very niche way.

"Hey bro, watch these dominos fall in a very cool and appealing pattern"

"Damn man, that tickles my tism just right"

by I love Dominos so much February 8, 2024