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"Fuck You" Lights

When you are driving and someone decides go way under the speed limit, so rather than flash your high beams, you turn on your off-road lights/light bar to blind them.

High beams don't count, they MUST be off-road lights!
Some jackass was doing 45 in a 60 on the highway, so I turned on my "Fuck You" Lights and burned out their retinas.
by captain138dc November 26, 2023
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You have me.

"You have me" is such a strong way to let people know that they can trust you.

There's this phrase that means the same thing but has less of an impact on someone's actual feelings, and all it is are 3 words and 8 letters. I love you. "I love you" means that you care about someone so much that you would do almost anything for them. But, you have me insures that they can always trust you.
Girl: "I LOVE YOU"

Guy: "You have me."
by anonymous January 22, 2023
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You, me. Bed, now.

Telling the person you’re talking to that you want to get jiggy. Now.
Steve: Hey Chad, we gonna do something before I leave?
Chad: You, Me. Bed, Now.
Steve: Oh…
by JizzedInTheTeaKettle May 7, 2022
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You see the teekers, don’t you

A simple question confirming that another living being has eyes on the teekers- particularly when the teekers is striking a particularly iconic pose.
“You see the teekers, don’t you, Kara
by Fleabo December 15, 2023
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I'm gonna punt you to the moon

A common saying amongst siblings when one gets annoyed.
by Misinformation January 2, 2024
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You

by eeeeee but ten times May 4, 2022
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