a national day which is celebrated by your girlfriend texting you back. originating in Ancient China, the eskimos believed in spirits that will posses those who do not stick to their commitments (ie: texting back u stupid fucking diabetes dead pancreas headass)
by lisa277 October 15, 2019
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and another who loves each other to stand on the nearest Mistletoe. What are you waiting for? Give Christmas some joy!
and another who loves each other to stand on the nearest Mistletoe. What are you waiting for? Give Christmas some joy!
John: "Oh...I guess we can kiss on an national mistletoe day!" Said John, standing at the mistletoe
Lola: "Why of course, my dear!"
Said Lola, standing at the mistletoe
Lola: "Why of course, my dear!"
Said Lola, standing at the mistletoe
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Person 1: They created this day because most psychos were born in October
Person 2: That is very creepy
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Yo bro I had a rough day yesterday, had to pull a snow day to help me through the day. My sock was soaked!
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Him: "I am having the worst day!"
Her: "Oh honey, it can't be that bad."
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