Dick swab

Person with cream coloured fungi on inside of bell end

He's a dick swab

by John Burroughs September 23, 2018

vacation dick

A dick so big that after sex you have to take vacation days off work to learn how to walk straight again.

Girl: he gave me that vacation dick and I had to take the next week off work.

by Xwakeupnowx June 8, 2016

mayo dick

A well known nick name of a man famous for sexing jars of mayo with his little weener

Dax sent me mayo dicks screen shots, want them?

by Dax lions September 10, 2016

Dick

Something you love or don't

Uhm dick

by Jo Momma Thick May 20, 2021

Spare Dick

Describing an annoying person or a fuckwit.

James is a spare dick. He is a fuckwit, hes so annoying.

by Annikins February 26, 2024

stepbro dick

The type of dick that is built nice and you wouldn’t mind fucking for the rest of your life. It’s not hardcore sex but it’s not soft either and you’ll be back for seconds. Ever seen a girl unsatisfied after a step to porn? Me either

Man she told me I got that stepbro dick
Dude, she’s definitely hitting you up again

by Wubalubadubdub August 9, 2021

Dick

When you have sex with someone hard as possible

I'll dick you up

by Tom bratton October 1, 2018