Lord in heaven save my soul!

What my girlfriend exclaims before orgasming

*Aggressively fucks girlfriend*

Girlfriend: LORD IN HEAVEN SAVE MY SOUL!

*Girlfriend cums passionately*

by Bad C dev November 18, 2024

Driving in My Car

DRIVING IN MY CAR, RIGHT AFTER A BEER
HEY THAT BUMP IS SHAPED LIKE A DEER
DUI? HOW ABOUT YOU DIE
I'LL GO 100MILES AN HOUR
LITTLE DO YOU KNOW, I FILLED UP ON GAS
IMA GET UR FOUNTAIN MAKING ASS
PULVERIZE THIS FUCK
WITH MY BERGENTRUCK
IT SEEMS UR OUTTA LUCK
TRUCK!

I was driving in my car, until I decided to run over a few innocent pedestrians.

by IAMVERYHUNGRY September 26, 2025

That's MY thing

Somethign your friend says when you quote one of their inside jokes, phrases or texting habits that was actually yours to begin with.

"Yooooo"

"Ugh, that's MY thing"

"But-"

by Rachaelwithan"a"attheend July 14, 2021

i miss my wife, tails

something that someone says .3 seconds after their significant other or best friend leaves the room

person 1: *leaves*
five seconds pass
person 2: i miss my wife, tails. i miss her a lot

by shampoo_bitch November 1, 2023

I'm kicking my ass

DO YOU MIND?

Guy 1: kicks his own {Ass} in the washroom
Guy 2 : what are ya doing/
Guy 1: {I'm kicking my ass} DO YOU MIND!?

by [e-mail] September 15, 2020

Scooby my boobie

when one scoobies a boobie

"Bro did u just scooby my boobie?"
"yeh m8, it was gr8"

by Sheeyee September 30, 2019

pardon my left

Another variant of the word "#pause" but can be used in other contexts as well when saying or doing something unusual.

1: "What's the word you going to the city with us this weekend?"
2: "Idk yet I gotta sit on it, pardon my left"

by slattmahomes April 2, 2024