National slap people younger and shorter than you day :D

Slap people younger and shorter than you

1:I'm gunna kidnap you
2:why?
1: cuz it's National slap people younger and shorter than you day :D

by 🍋🖇️ lissythelemon 🖇️🍋 March 4, 2024

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Ask a redhead out day

November 18 is a day where somebody asks out a ginger

You- “it’s November 18 has anyone asked you out yet today?”
Redhead- “no, why”
You- “it’s ask out a redhead day”
Redhead- “what’s that mean?”
You- “you just ask out a red read on Ask a redhead out day “

by Annah banana November 17, 2020

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National ‘give him head day’

If I guy asks you to give him head, you must do it at either your crib, or his. If not, it doesn’t count.

Hey I always wanted to give you head, it’s National ‘give him head day’ can I come over?

by Factually Proven April 12, 2019

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National Ignore your crush day!

OCTOBER 17

NATIONAL IGNORE YOUR CRUSH DAY!
To see if your crush will ignore you back or make you NOT ignore him/her!

NATIONAL IGNORE YOUR CRUSH DAY!
OCTOBER 17 !

by Zayla_May_Catana October 11, 2021

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Irish Valentine's Day

Every February 21st, crowds of Irish, Mixed-Irish Heinz 57's, and fellow travelers express their true love for whiskey, beer, and rowdy folked-up music!

Mickey: "Yo Seamus, I've a throat on me and it's Irish Valentine's Day (Feb.21). Let's scoop up Eileen, Colleen or some other Bettys and get properly fecked off our heads, goin' all arses-up and diggin' on that-there folk'n'roll for a night!"

Seamus: "Feckin' Deadly, Mick!"

by Angelo&Fiorella February 6, 2015

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