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i have something to tell you

i’m gonna say something urban dictionary doesn’t like……

i will not buy the skibidi toilet mug.
person: i have something to tell you…. i’m not gonna buy the skibidi toilet mug
person 2: yea me neither lol
by pptepengy August 15, 2024
mugGet the i have something to tell youmug.

You

You
You
by Xxigetcaughtby4k5timesxX October 22, 2022
mugGet the Youmug.

you can't make this shit up

A Situation where something is unbelievable that it feel likes it couldn't be real
you can't make this shit up bro
by NorthBoy99 August 8, 2025
mugGet the you can't make this shit upmug.

when you

It is literally the first two words of every typical normie meme. The phrase is so overused that it's become a sort of ironic meta-reflection of meme culture
Literally nobody:

Memelord69: when you 🤣🤣😂😂😂
mugGet the when youmug.

Who are you giving the puppies to?

The reasonable question you ask someone that does nothing but screw the pooch (fuck the dog) in every aspect of their life while being completely oblivious to their own laziness and sense of entitlement. Eventually, their constant and ongoing screwing of the pooch leads to puppies that will need a home.
Hey Bob, I couldn't help but notice that you spend an inordinate amount of time screwing the pooch, so I'm curious, who are you giving the puppies to?
by JizzedOn June 6, 2023
mugGet the Who are you giving the puppies to?mug.

you fokking bastard

you fokking bastard is what you say to a fokking twat who is fokking sthcewpid
YOU FOKKING BASTARD THAT WAS ME BLOODY CAR
by tw@t August 24, 2021
mugGet the you fokking bastardmug.

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