Jesus fuck me christ

What one says when scared so much they become angry.

Game: *Jumpscare*

Danny: AHHH!!!
Arin: JESUS FUCK ME CHRIST!

by A_Tired_Boi May 31, 2018

National Virtual Fuck Day

April 18th is National Virtual Fuck Day. A day where you get to ask anyone to have good virtual fun and they can't say no!

1: Today's April 18th, right?
2: yeah, why?
1: It's National Virtual Fuck Day!

by jard30 April 17, 2021

hottest bitch on this fucking planet

mahrosh kha.n

the hottest bitch on this fucking planet is mahrosh kha.n

by nonononknonoo on non November 15, 2020

Ur cousin fucks dozens

The most deadly diss ever to exist in man kind and totally cancels out “ur mom gay” “your dad lesbian” and “your granny tranny”.

Joe: ur mom gay lol
Steve: ur dad lesbian haha
Joe: THATS IT
Steve: CHILL JOE I WAS JOKING
Joe: Your cousin fucks dozens
Steve: chokes on a rock and fucking dies

by Skrttttt May 13, 2018

Fuck around and find out

It's a preamble to an ass beating. Widely used by Southern and Northern African Americans. My Grandad who was in his late 80's back in the 70's used to say it to us kids when we were misbehaving.

"Keep making all that damned noise out there and fuck around and find out about an ass whooping."

by Cybrcynt August 15, 2023

fuck me sideways in church

a phrase used when agitated.

like a more frustrated version of fuck me sideways.

Alec Daugherty: I would date you, but I fear my girlfriend might get mad.

Ashley Gregg: Well fuck me sideways in church!

by braglesnarples August 1, 2010

hot babe fucked in the ass

A hot babe fucked in the ass. Simple

I searched on pornhub for "a hot babe fucked in the ass"

by Xx_PuSsYsLaYeR69420_xX September 16, 2017