slump dick

Someone who has a saggy small dick

You have a slump dick

by Rk April 22, 2016

Donkey dick

Donkey dick is a term used by certain folks in southeast Texas to name your favorite 32oz can of beer.

What a long day! I need a ice cold Donkey dick to get me started before I break into this 12 pack.

by thedupdownsouth October 21, 2018

Dick-Turd

When a discharge of Santorum

becomes so thick and engorged, that it becomes a football shaped mass of homophobia and bigotry. Said dick turd must be immediately discharged into the nearest receptacle (in Santorums case, probably a back alley $5 gloryhole).

That guy’s a Dick-Turd

I passed a kidney stone the other day. Was a real Santorum of a Dick-Turd

by Big Papi Jewlo August 8, 2022

dick dope

Methamphetamine (AKA: Crystal, Speed, Meth, Ice, Crank-ALL synonyms of Methamphetamine Hydrochloride) that produces extreme elevation in sexual sensitivity. This effect is not exclusive to guys, so called "dick dope" affects women the same way. Sexual arousal is extremely heightened, the act of masturbation and intercourse pre-orgasm feels like a low grade orgasm during the entire duration of sexual stimulation. The orgasm itself can literally feel 10-100 times more pleasurable and intense than an orgasm without "dick dope" methamphetamine.

"I've never thought my body was capable of this kind of pleasure before I tried 'dick dope' meth".

by SFnativeTL October 3, 2020

coagulated dick

Silly putty balls. Check for the tapioca texture

This dude has such a coagulated Dick that it was like trying to grab oatmeal.

by ShittyPerson101 May 31, 2018

Jackson's Dick

A dick under 1.5 inches flaccid, and under 2.5 inches erect. The name "Jackson's Dick," is named after the person first diagnosed with the case. The person in question who has been diagnosed usually lies about it, quote "It's 5 inches on a bad day."

Man, Did you see the new kid in the locker room? He sure has Jackson's Dick!

by platergamer January 14, 2024

National show your friend your dick

January 29th is national show your friend your dick day(or ass). If someone tells you this you have to do it.

Hey joe its national show your friend your dick day!
I'm not showing you anything.
You have to, it's the rule.
I'll show you me dick and butt.

by Combination Torch January 29, 2022