fuck you in the wallet

When someone puts a dent in your personal funds because they are a financial burden or they are a gold digging whore

Dan- "I really feel my new girlfriend wants to fuck me soon it's our tenth date but my 14 year old daughter is always there needing money for the mall "
Friend- "C'mon Dan, here, take a cold one, it sounds like both of them are tryin to fuck you in the wallet"

by Frugal Dan June 29, 2017

You are what you eat

The proper response to anyone boasting about eating pussy

Lucas: "You won't BELIEVE how much pussy I be eatin'!"
Sarah: "I believe you eat a lot of pussy. They say, 'you are what you eat'."

by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks July 28, 2019

'Zat You, Santa Claus?

Song by Louis Armstrong and The Commanders About Christmas

Is 'Zat You, Santa Claus?

by Wendysfg May 7, 2023

You know, like Cook

When you’re about to have intercourse but change your mind mid way through and the other person is completely cool about it because they understand the concept of consent

- We were about to do it but I changed my mind and they were ok with it; you know, like Cook

-From skins?
-Yeah, him

by YourStepSister April 2, 2020

You

Someone who considers themself to be somebody other than themselves. Meaning you are the person you are talking to. Your boss is probably you and your spouse is you. The name YouTube came from this... People being paid to record themselves doing things above an beyond.

He's you.

by Sainerd April 24, 2021

I love you mostesterest

When someone loves someone so much, the other person can’t love them more.

Daddy I love you mostesterest!

by Yuliette August 27, 2021

You

You are just saying it because I said it about your religion Jordan.

Hym "If YOU don't believe that a reality monster spoke to the Jews YOU do not believe in Christianity, Islam, OR Judaism. If YOU do not know what BELIEVE or REAL or TRUE mean, how can anything you say be considered TRUE. That is a position YOU have on a topic and YOU don't require the things YOU say to be consistent with reality. If YOU proselytize for a religion in which YOU do not believe, YOU are a charlatan."

by Hym Iam February 3, 2025