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Tony Lopez🚁🚁

Tony lopez has a dangling dick🚁🚁🚁

by skilled freak February 27, 2020

Dick Cheese

Creamy, Disgusting ass shit on uncut guys. You a nasty ass nigga if you have it

Hey, Did you here what happened to Sheila? She went over to blow Anthony and got a mouth of dick cheese.

by The_Streets Inc. November 12, 2020

Dick Swatter

A large wooden mallet used for the crushing of the penis and/or balls

My wife used the dick swatter on me last night. I came so fast.

by ObamasBestFriend September 17, 2023

Stroke dick month

This takes place during December where any girl can put there hands down there and stroke for 5-10 seconds any longer and they HAVE to kiss you

During stroke dick month I stroked his dick for too long and I had to kiss him

by Hshshshehwh November 8, 2020

desperate for dick

Similar to desperate dick syndrom but for women.

Typically occurs when it's been a while and you really need to get a good fucking again.

Sandy was so desperate for dick she imagined what sex with Donald Trump was like while masturbating.

by ddddorattttheeeexploraaaa July 11, 2017

Tetrapod Dick Muncher

Some corny motherfucker who likes tetrapods.

"Hey, did you hear that Mark likes tetrapods? He's a tetrapod dick muncher."

"For real"

by Onyxia83 October 1, 2023

Helicopter Dick

Verb: The act of actually caring about a girl’s interests and personality vs just trying to get into her pants.

I hope Jenni reads the definition of helicopter dick so that she understands I actually care about people instead of being a tool.

by Zee of the Es Fam August 14, 2019