Covid day

When you need a sick day so you purposely fail your symptom checker and call out as suspected Covid contact

I didn’t sleep well last night so I think I’ll purposely fail my symptom checker and just take a Covid day

by Sister Wives February 26, 2021

National give head day

May 6th is national give head day whether it was to an acquaintance or lover .

It’s national give head day

by farres May 6, 2022

No Bones Day

The pug didn’t have bones, it’s going to be a down day. Stay low and relax.

Noodle said it’s a no bones day. I’m just going to stay home in my bed where it’s safe.

by moonxlogy October 18, 2021

Happy plank day

"Happy plank day" is every day. It doesnt really mean anything.

Timmy: Happy plank day!

by ilikeoneshot October 9, 2023

Skin Of The Day

The Ultima Knight Main

person 1: you know skin of the day?

person 2: yeah he’s the ultima knight main

by SpiderApples41 September 5, 2021

Be rude to teachers day

Be rude to teachers day

24th october

U can insult any teacher u want u can roast them

Guest:what day is it tomorrow

Jim:Be rude to teachers day

by BitchIsBackNigga October 24, 2019

National ask your crush out day

Today is the day to shoot your shot.
Ask your crush out and it's okay if they regret you.

Oh man, I forgot, that november 15th is the national ask your crush out day and I forgot to ask my crush out

You: Hey (your crush)
Your crush: What’s up? :)
You: Wanna go out with me? It’s november 15th!
Your crush: Yes! But why on november 15th?
You: Because it’s national ask out your crush day!

by Dxsy November 15, 2020