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by anonymous September 27, 2021
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I fucked this chick and she came all over my dick. We got caught and I had to wear the cum covered cum filled condom for like 10 minutes. Fucking cannoli dick!
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Girl 1: Ewwww, no. You're just a desperate dick!
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