When your "index" toe is longer than your "big" toe. It's been said that people with "Long Life Toes" tend to live longer than the average person.
"Hey,
woah, your toe is so long!"
"Yeah bitch, I'll live longer than you MOFO and your tiny ass toe since I have a Long Life Toe!"
woah, your toe is so long!"
"Yeah bitch, I'll live longer than you MOFO and your tiny ass toe since I have a Long Life Toe!"
by MOFO98769 February 16, 2010
Get the Long Life Toemug. when a girl puts it down on a guy... A girl hooks a guy up with the ultimate experience. Oral or just sex in general...
by Elecktra2575 June 23, 2009
Get the toe poppin' experiencemug. You know those women who wear their pants so high that they get a camel toe? Thats right! They have the power to look and act repulsive!!!! Their love handles stick out so when they wadle near you, you get slam hogged in the face.
Katie: "Eww look!"
James: "What?"
Katie: "Captain Camel toe is in town!"
James: "Flaps ahoy!"
Katie: "Hahahaha!"
James: "hehehe!"
James: "What?"
Katie: "Captain Camel toe is in town!"
James: "Flaps ahoy!"
Katie: "Hahahaha!"
James: "hehehe!"
by Katie Kolosiekago May 23, 2007
Get the Captain Camel toemug. joe-"....have you seen mike?"
sue-"...he was wasted and left with becky"
joe.."..DAMIT...he was, my ride! looks like i'll be taking the HEAL-TOE LIMO tonight...."
sue-"...he was wasted and left with becky"
joe.."..DAMIT...he was, my ride! looks like i'll be taking the HEAL-TOE LIMO tonight...."
by 'zooka tooth August 18, 2008
Get the heal-toe limomug. A sexual position in which one participant kneels over (usually a female)with their face low to the ground, and their anus in the air, much like "presenting". The other participant then masturbates, ejaculating on their own big toe. The foot is then pulled back and forcefully inserted into the other participant, implanting the big toe firmly in the anus. This is best done by curling all of the other toes under, so that the big toe is prominent, thereby ensuring maximum penetration. This can be used as a punishment or as a way to "let the bitch know it's time to go".
That Tecumseh Toe Jam was so bad, I think it gave me a pink sock!
or
That's one evil bitch! She needs a Tecumseh Toe Jam!
or
I dismissed her with a Tecumseh Toe Jam!
or
That's one evil bitch! She needs a Tecumseh Toe Jam!
or
I dismissed her with a Tecumseh Toe Jam!
by Barry DeBone April 5, 2009
Get the Tecumseh Toe Jammug. 
Chinky toe rot is a fungal foot infection, much like a foosty cheese in the shape of a foot. It is mainly seen whilst at a swimming pool, but only after drinking the water.
by WahooBawz June 21, 2010
Get the Chinky Toe Rotmug.