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Dream Island

The island of luxury, a whole square mile of paradise, a 5-star hotel, a casino, 6 restaurants, and robot servants. Sounds like a disease. It got stolen by some green thing in like 2012.
"But don't you want to win and get Dream Island? I do!"
by anonymous March 17, 2025
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Daulphin Island

Bomb ass island with some damn good tacos
Random Ass Dude: Let’s go to daulphin island to get some tacos and bitches ma boi
Other Random Ass Dude: Hell yea!
by smallcockbigballz69 July 24, 2022
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coney island

A place that God (aka Taylor Swift) made
I’m sitting on a bench in Coney Island wondering where did my baby go?
by Like Boi January 25, 2021
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Rhode Island blumpkin

Receiving a blumpkin while performing an upper decker (making a bowel movement into the water tank of a toilet) while the performer of the blumpkin is also having a bowel movement into the toilet
by anonymous March 4, 2023
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coney island cod fish

A condom that washes ashore on a beach
I put a coney island cod fish on before banging my step mom on the beach.
by Monto Juan April 18, 2018
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Islanders

A hockey team from Long Island, New York
Islanders have the best reverse retro jersey in all of the NHL.
They have a firm rivalry with the Devils and the Rangers
They pulled off the orange and blue better then the oilers
by peytoneATSGLITTERGLUE January 1, 2023
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The Island

A place of work that self-generates a delusional belief that it contributes much more to benefit the society at large than what it actually does. In fact, the company’s delusion can be so grand in some instances, that it actually believes it defines society through it’s own warped lens of the world!

These beliefs are perpetually broadcast to workers through a relentless stream of propaganda communications.

The Island has it’s own special language that one must learn and speak, yet this language has no meaning outside of the confines of the company. It also has invisible geographic boundaries where, once crossed, workers will change their behaviour and demeanour.

Its workers must be prepared to modify their sense of self to comply with company culture. Workers also get measured routinely on their beliefs, thoughts and values to ensure it meets the political idealism of the company - which is usually to preserve the wealth and status of the upper class, suppress and control middle classes and provide unreachable dreams and hope for lower class citizens.

Workers that are not compliant with their beliefs and thoughts are quickly marginalised and chastised by management and often labeled as a ‘bad egg’, or even by quasi-psychological management terms such as ‘rebellious child’. Most workers, however, passively comply and will shuffle along each week and perform their duties like clockwork. They then wonder, many years later, why they feel something is missing from their soul.
Example:

John: I saw a webcast today that our company has worked out the trap all of the worlds fresh drinkable water and control its flow across the world. Those poor farmers going through drought won’t suffer anymore. Isn’t that amazing?

Jenny: No…it’s not John…it’s fucken disgusting…it’s the evil work of the Island…are you fucken stupid mate!
by Towball August 31, 2014
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