jack-off sock

a female member of a group of friends who is often used buy the male members as a way of releasing sexual frustrations and frequently tossed aside after like a sock after a load has been shot into it

dave: dude, i just saw you grab karen's ass. do you guys have a thing?
greg: naw, we haven't even done anything. she's just the designated jack-off sock.

by NotASock March 26, 2010

soaked her socks

Making a woman so wet her socks are soaked

I was flirting with that woman so hard she soaked her socks.

by R1ch4rd Bre4th October 29, 2019

NY Sock Exchange

When college roommates exchange socks to take care of their personal business in the middle of the night.

Those two guys are roommates at SUNY P and are the kings of the midnight NY Sock Exchange.

by rockNrollTUFFguy November 8, 2023

The Boy's Sock Theory

If you have socks on and you say something gay, you are cleansed of your gay sins and protected but if either your socks are wet or you don't have socks on, you are not cleansed from your gay sins and not protected.

Friend #1 - Hey bro, you looking cute and thicc today.

Friend #2 - Whoa, do you got your socks on?

Friend #1 - Of course I do.

Friend #2 - Are they wet?

Friend #1 - No, they are completely dry.

Friend #2 - Oh, well thanks for the compliment bro.

Friend #1 - Why would it matter if my socks were on or if they were wet?

Friend #2 - It's because of The Boy's Sock Theory. I just want to make sure your weren't lacking.

by PumpAction January 7, 2022

like a cock in a sock

When something fits perfectly, just slips straight in.

It fits like a cock in a sock!

by Neville September 19, 2017

Sticky Sock Prison

The psychiatric wing of a hospital

Gabby: how was your weekend?

Ethan: pretty good, got put in the sticky sock prison overnight

Gabby: yeah, me too

by TOG5 April 4, 2021

sock drawer surprise

When you find your mothers dildo.

I was looking for the towel's, but I found a sock drawer surprise.

by Dub's May 12, 2016