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Flake News

When the journalistic weather industrial complex of so-called meteorologists reports that there is snow in the forecast, but it turns out to be a big sad lie, that's Flake News.
Did you hear the Flake News?
Yeah, meteorologists are full of it! There's no snow at all-- not even one flake!
by NeologianPJG December 5, 2017
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mutt news

muht nooz

noun

1. a report commonly related to events about, by, and/or for multiracial (mutt) persons and communitites or those interested in such.

2. the presentation of a report on recent mutt (multiracial) activities or events in a newspaper or other media or on radio or television.

Origins:
ME Mutt English
The mutt news for today will be of interest to everyone.
by muttslikeme.wordpress.com April 3, 2009
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microwave news

When news is so ridiculously hard to believe that it sounds like Kelly Conway said it, i.e. microwaves can take pictures of you without you knowing it.
I read some microwave news today, "Trump is now saying he was hypnotized by Michelle Obama to say stupid shit on twitter during the campaign."
by naynay1984 March 23, 2017
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News goofus

Somebody who puts the same video (or part of the same video) on the news and makes the story about something else, all to try and trick the minds of the viewers who might think they're jedi.
The dumbass will buy this story the news goofus just put on the news, he will believe anything anybody tells him, he's got no common sense.
by Solid Mantis August 12, 2019
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Train News

A prefix to annoying facebook status message people send explaining their boring mediocre train journeys
Train News: Person next to me is snoring really loud
by Rocky9861 August 25, 2011
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New Mexkittens

Pussy ass New Mexkittens.
I just met a bunch of people from New Mexico and they were pussy ass New Mexkittens.
by Jkooking June 9, 2018
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New Jersey

A state that is 40% rich and 60% ghetto. U got ur places like holmdell, Monroe and the other nice towns then u got Patterson, Elizabeth, and worst off all Newark. And no one in Newark actually says newark. It's nork. No w involved. When u walk into Nora u automatically hear the welcoming sounds of gunshots, you see the diversity. Crack dealers, pot dealers, some other drug you have never heard of... Our property tax is higher than me after I drop two tabs of lsd. We also get kind of a bad wrap. Not all of us are those Imbread animal like peices of garbage u see on the jersey shore. Most of our pizzas are garbage which is ironic bc we our known for our tomatoes. and don't forget....."it's a joisy thing"
” new jersey ain't shit..."
"Walks into the ghetto and gets shot up more than the dope feins in Toms River”
by Ace 732 April 3, 2017
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