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Girard's law

Coined by fat retard and known iFunny user "Girard", his law, which was written in purple crayon, states that anyone viewing this must subscribe to his account.
This guy. He has swag. "Girard"? Fuck, he makes me wet. I must subscribe. It is law. Girard's law. Lol
-Girard, wearing groucho marx glasses
by SexyGirl77 May 10, 2020
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Law of Beej

The rule by which any two Beej’s must battle to the death upon meeting face to face. Like the highlander, the winner gains power upon the losers death by way of obtaining the losing Beej’s most developed skill. This effect is further increased if more than 2 Beej’s meet at once, though the effect is only triggered when the Beej count is 1.
Friend: “How did you get that black eye”
Beej: “I ran into Beej from downtown and we were forced to adhere to the law of Beej. On the plus side, I can now play the tuba.”
by Beejaydee November 27, 2017
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Sam's Law

Sam's Law

Sam's Law: the first person to say something offensive without actually being honest enough to say "GFU"
Dave violated Sam's law when When Elie Said "Go Fudge yourself and die David" and David responded, "Elie I respect your right to free speech."
by @DoctorMalibu November 22, 2013
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Santorum's Law

A rule that states if you aren't being ridiculed with vile, hate-filled, vitriolic, death threats and insults because of your views, you aren't trying hard enough.
You :Man, I told this lady I was pro-life and she started freaking out and calling me awful names telling me she wished my mom would have aborted me!
Friend: Santorum's Law, man.
by djshawman2 January 4, 2013
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Rebecca's Law

Every topic will lead to a conversation about sex if given enough time.
Person 1: "We were having an average conversation about fruit, and then we started talking about sex!"

Person 2: "Rebecca's Law."
by Alexithymiia October 23, 2012
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The law of Donovan

The law of Donovan states that anything that appears to be shorter then Donovan is actually taller than Donovan
Damn that kid hella short I think he’s shorter than Donovan

Nope the law of Donovan states that he that kid is taller then Donovan
by Doctor scratch and sniff February 7, 2018
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Travtar's Law

1.The law that states that what goes up better stay the freak up there or else it will get the crap beaten out of it with a primitive tool of war.
2.The law that contradicts all other laws except Travtar's Law and other laws that make Travtar happy.
3.The other things Travtar's Law states are unknown until Travtar states them.
Travtar:Travtar awesome this day go to Travtar, today Travtar Day because of Travtar's Law
by Travtar's minion April 3, 2008
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