Brown Python

The act of defecating into a condom, freezing it, then using said frozen defecation as a dildo.

Where one craps into a condom, sticks it in the freezer and then later uses it for sexual purposes.

A last ditch resort for a woman who finds herself without a dildo.

"I couldn't find any batteries for my vibrator, so I had to make a brown python instead."

by kasairashi August 21, 2011

brown glacier

When you give a girl a cleveland steamer, and she mashes it all up between her breasts.

She turned my cleveland steamer into a brown glacier. it was so hot.

by plasticus April 28, 2004

murdering brown

murdering brown :

porno level fucking of a female in the asshole (sometimes causing rectal damage and requiring stitches for any non-whores)

there is banging a bitch in the ass then there is murdering brown.

There's nothing better than murdering brown.
i feel like murdering some brown tonight.

This expression has nothing do with killing people, just female asshole

by Senor Ball July 12, 2010

brown knot

The term that is usually used to refer to the butt-hole. Also known as the Sphincter.

"I was going to go naked-jogging so I bent over to tie my shoe, and raphael came up behind me and put his weiner in my brown knot!"

"I was having cybersex with "Cyber-Kat23" and she started telling me her dirty thoughts, she said she was purring, and sticking her tail in my face, and then she said she was licking my brown knot with her sand-papery tongue! It was so kinky it made me cum like a wildcat."

by Jon Botkin and David Meece January 30, 2006

Brown Ranger

A person who is just acting like a turd out there. It doesn't take much: a foolish mistake, tripping on a shoe lace, stumbling over a sentence. The power rangers used to be colored according to their race/stereotype so naturally the brown ranger is the turd of the bunch.

(kid spills ketchup on his shirt, trips on his shoe laces and starts crying)
"nice move brown ranger"

by Humble man May 26, 2013

brown heat

Noun. A dense concentration of flatulence, usually experienced while under bed covers, in a bathtub or other confined spaces.

Was that you?
What do you mean?
Don't give me that shit! That brown heat hit me in the face when I got back in the car!
Sorry, I thought it would go away by the time you got back.

by Jim Riggins December 3, 2006

brown sweat

A euphemism for a mixture of constipation and pre-lining of your underware with shit stains, usually associated with high temperatures.

Derives from the Prince song "Black Sweat" from his 3121 album.

"I've been driving so long in this heat I'm working up a brown sweat"

by doughnut2128 May 26, 2009