Day Gay

A guy, who is actually straight, but bros out so hard with his boys in the daytime that one may think he/they are gay. Note: he only bros out this hard with his boys in the daytime. Once the sun goes down, he goes on the prowl for ladies.

Gio and Jaime are shirtless at the park playing tackle football again. They are such day gays.

by Fiefdom Fighter August 1, 2019

Dumpling day

A joyous occasion where friends and family from the burbs of Lanta gather to feast on the boiled remains of chic-n-veg in water broth frothy goodness. When parsnips and persnickety appetites combine - you get drop style chicken and dumplins’... hence dumpling day.

Each bite is washed down with volumous quantities of lightening water, aka vodka. Garnished with citrus of the gods.

Join me next year, but rsvp.

Fuck you all... gotta go.... its dumpling day!

Or

I cut my finger slaughtering the 50 chickens for dumpling day

by Jflo207 November 11, 2018

No Sock Day

May 8th:
No Socks Day is a day to free your toes of the confines of socks and stocking. The creators of this day also profess that No Socks Day will reduce your laundry load, and therefore, is healthy for the environment.

Give those toes of yours a breath of fresh air on No Sock Day!

by Pandabear8675309 May 10, 2012

Cerfunctionous Day

It is known as the day that the strawberry became king. you celebrate it by doing small tasks once a year on august 21st

at noon- drink orange juice and brush teeth

1:30- eat strawberries

2:00- buy a beach ball and pop w/ mouth

3:00- cartwheel

4:00- eat an entire can of sweet corn

did you do that cartwheel because it was Cerfunctionous Day? DAMN

by pinkpterodactyl August 21, 2017

valentine’s day

actual definition of shit.

“valentine’s day makes me feel depressed. so basically, my whole day is shitty.”

by daddu February 14, 2018

Nathan Day

If you know a guy named Nathan, invite him over! Nathan’s are all around good guys. I mean come on, have you ever met a mean Nathan? No! If you’re feeling extra generous, make out with him and make his day extra special! The only thing with this though, he has no choice but to say yes. So Nathan, if you looked up your name on here and you are reading this, if a girl sends you this, SAY YES. SHES PROBABLY A DIME AND YOU CAN GET SOME KISSING ACTION. Anyways, November 5th is Nathan day, so ladies hit up that special Nathan in your life

Chick: Heyyyy Nathan! Wanna come over
Nathan: Sounds great, but why?
Chick: Well it’s Nathan Day and we can make out if you want because that’s just what you do on Nathan day
Nathan: Hell yea I’ll be there!

by millerjakey! October 28, 2021

Stuffie day

national stuffie day is when u give somebody you love a stuffed animal

*give them a stuffie*

Them: what’s this for?
You: it’s national stuffie day
Them: ohhh cool thank you😊

by Neyski2020✌🏾 July 1, 2020